" ...it is best you actually try to become friends with a guy before actually sleeping with him, this is not an absolute rule but it helps immensely. What I’m saying is actually bullshit because a lot of the time we make small talk acting as if we are trying to build a friendship when all we’re really doing is killing time to clear our conscience for the time when my Jack meets your Jill; pail of water and all." -The Wedding Confessions of a Very Married Man

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Chapter 3: 
What the hell is a slut? To screw or not to screw

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Intermission with Adam and Eve 
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Chapter 10: 
Miscellaneous and Random [Stuff]; like parents, friends, invitations and the bachelorette party.
"If you’re really conservative then don’t call it a bachelorette party, call it a bridal shower and tell someone, anyone, not to allow your friend who’s always getting drunk and arrested to plan it. That [thing] will be all sorts of wrong if she gets involved; it’ll make a great story though, that’s for sure." -The Wedding Confessions of a Very Married Man